I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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