- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

knock knock whos there? nobody

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