- Anti Joke

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? faith

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda