- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

knock knock who's there? faith

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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