- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Stephen Hawking

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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