Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Anti Joke

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