- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

I like poop in my butt

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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