What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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