- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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