- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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