Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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