- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

woman's rights

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

snooki

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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