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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

an athiest walks into a church

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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