a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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