- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Shea's sty....

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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