Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Cancer.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

No because your face is really f***** up.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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