- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??