What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Nero, sure you are okay?

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

I like the color potato.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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