Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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