- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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