- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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