- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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