What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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