What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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