- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Joke

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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