- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

drew edminstin is a rat

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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