Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Good job, son.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Anti Joke

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