- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

im gay

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

hola said the chinese man

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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