- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

say it ten times fast: oh

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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