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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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