What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Knock Knock. Come in.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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