- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why can't february march Because april may

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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