- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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