Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Knock knock.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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