Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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i just wrote this so hard

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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