An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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willam dafoe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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