- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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