It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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once upon a time, it snowed

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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women's rights

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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