Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

im not food

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What do you call two dog? dogs

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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