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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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