- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Stephen Hawking

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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