Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Swag.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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