What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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