How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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what goes boo a sock

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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