- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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