- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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