- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Obama

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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