Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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