- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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