I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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